pube smuggler
a salami breathed simpleton who roams airport restrooms in search of errant nut hairs left behind by wayward travellers. this dipsh-t will collect said p-b-s and store them in an empty skoal bandits tin. said collector of short & curlies will then attempt to stuff the p-b- filled tin into there sphincter for smuggling operations abroad. see also a censored, inconvenient truth
the author referred to as a censored, inconvenient truth is a p-b- smuggler of epic proportions and deserves to stare down the one eyed business end of my thick, vein laden ginger root.
a salami breathed simpleton who roams airport restrooms in search of errant nut hairs left behind by wayward travellers. this dipsh-t will collect said p-b-s and store them in an empty skoal bandits tin. said collector of short & curlies will then attempt to stuff the p-b- filled tin into there sphincter for smuggling operations abroad. see also a censored, inconvenient truth
the author referred to as a censored, inconvenient truth is a p-b- smuggler of epic proportions and deserves to stare down the business end of my thick, vein laden ginger root.
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