Pube Tarts
a game that has the following rules:
1. crumble two pop tarts (one wrapper) into your p-b-s while still wearing pants.
2. go up to a stranger or friend and pop open your pants while shouting “p-b- tarts!”
3. the stranger or friend now has 1 minute to eat all the pop tart crumbs on the floor.
4. if he or she fails to eat all the crumbs in the time allotted, they must eat your p-b- hairs.
reza: hey, what should we do with these extra pop tarts?
bobak: let’s just j-zz on them and give them to blind people.
blake: no, i got a better idea let’s play a little game of p-b- tarts.
reza: oh sh-t dog, that’d be so funny. my p-b-s are begging to be chomped on.
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