Pube Trees
when you have s-x with a female with a lot of hair down under, and you -j-c-l-t- on the hair which makes little white beads on the ends.
james: “holy cr-p baby, i’m bout to bust a load!”
katie: “pull out man! i don’t wanna get pregnant!”
james: “there we go.. now you have p-b- trees”
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