Pube Weasel

a type of small mammal belonging to the genus mustela. they are small, active predators. the p-b- weasel is a species specially adapted to living in thick pubic hair, generally on the female v-g-n- or male genetalia. other forms, though, have been found to reside in -n-l p-b-s, and sometimes even within the r-ct-m itself (although this specific species has troubled scientists over whether or not it is an actual ‘p-b-‘ weasel). many sub-species of p-b- weasel are very vicious, and have been known to mutilate the male p-n-s and pubical sac, and even the v-g-n-. it is advisable to check your partner, if they have a thick bushy forest, in order to retain your manhood/woman-hood.

there is also the possibility of a slightly larger, but usually tamed, p-b- ferret. the p-b- ferret is also part of the genus mustela. another thing to note is that male p-b- ferrets are substantially larger that their female counterparts. both can, if released, to severe damage to genitalia and bodies. stay away.
brian – “jesus christ, dude. what has happened to your d-ck?”
gerome – “this hooker had a crazy p-b- weasel… it may have even been a ferret. i am lucky to be alive.”
brian – “cr-p man. i would go see a doctor about that.”
gerome – “yeah.”