pubewich
p-b-wich: (noun) not your typical sandwich, lemme tell ya. your typical p-b-wich consists of the following ingrediants:
1)p-b-s (durrr)
2)man yogurt (see j-zz if you’re unfimiliar with this term)
3)a rhino doing a penguin up the -ss (also known as blerghing)
4)p-n-s
5)various dead animals
6)a corpse (preferably a baby’s)
7)a large black woman named bertha or arrethra
8)another older lady named shirley who oozes s-x appeal
9)sprinkle some shoulder lovin’, hair eating goodness
10) bread (optional)
so you get all that together somehow, grab a couple buddies and enjoy with a midget or two
“wa wa wee wa, that was some p-b-wich huh?”
“p-b-wich anyone?”
“i’ll have the p-b-wich with the man yogurt on the side.”
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