Pubic Episode


once a month, h-m-s-xual males’ pubic hair grows at an unconrrollable rate and smells awful. for an entire week, the smell and length of the p-b-s prevent this man from masturbating, putting him in a terribly b-tchy mood.
man: dylan is having such a pubic episode this week!

woman: what a poor dumb h-m-!

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