public defenestration
a fairly adaptive solution for many of society’s problems. consists of turning an otherwise mundane defenestration into a public spectacle, visible to all. great for cowing the m-sses back into line with the fear of being tossed out a really high window.
emperor cuzco was particularly famous for employing this technique.
“i’m sorry, you’ve thrown off the emperor’s groove.”
-whoosh-
“sooooorrrrrryyyy…!”
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