public library


a place located somewhere in your neighborhood where b-ms, punk kids and old people tend to hang out. they smell, rarely are clean, and are loaded with books. the stench is that of booze mixed with body oder toppled off with a touch of old rotting building. they tend to offer free services besides books such as wifi or computer access. this tends to attract more b-ms who constantly watch p-rno on the computers.
guy1: yo you going to the public library?
guy2: now why the h-ll would i do that?!?

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