Public Radio
let me put it this way-
turn on cnn. now turn on cspan. now turn on speed network.
now shove a knife into your shoulders. as you are suffering, please, enjoy the intellegent chat they are having about mongolia.
that’s public radio.
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welcome to chitty chitty chat chat. i’m
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today we’re talking about a book
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tons of monotone r-t-rds reading excerpts
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help! i’m being held against my will at-
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so what compelled you to write about diners?
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