Public Transit
a yuppie’s favorite method of transportation. when a yuppie rides the bus he or she gets a warm fuzzy feeling because they think they are saving the planet by reducing their carbon foot print. what a normal person sees when they get on public transit is a inconvenient, filthy, crowded, noisy, disgusting, mobile metal death trap.
yuppie: lets take public transit today and save the polar bears.
normal person (1): i’m not taking the looser cruiser!
normal person (2): i’m not taking public transit if it crashes that thing will fold like a tin can and kill us all.
normal person (3):why would i take public transit when i can drive my car?
normal person (4): i’m not taking public transit it smells like p-ss, sh-t and vomit on a good day.
normal person (5): i’m not taking public transit! if you take the time it takes you to drive somewhere then multiply it by 10 you get the time it will take you on the bus. no thanks!
normal person (6): let the yuppie’s take public transit i grew up and bought a car.
margaret thatcher – a man who, beyond the age of 26, finds himself on a bus can count himself as a failure.
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