publik skools
shining examples of accountability and discipline. where you can send your kids for the best edjumaction around. (obviously not written by a publik skool kid)
after i gradueted from publik skools, i got hired at buger keng for 5.15/hr. in dese here gubment skools, day sed it duddnt matta if ya ded a gud jub, jest feel guud about yerself. i so feil guud about miself wen i smoke crak every da n’sit on my lazi -ss waitin’ fur my gubment cheese. i luv da federal guverment of amerika!
the inst-tushun that makes america grate.
i dont knead no vouchurs. i lerned how to spel in publik skools.
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