Pubositioned


similar to a proposition, but one that is incredibly difficult to refuse and often takes precedence over any plan already in force.
“ere jon, wanna come to the pub after work?”

-jon briefly remembers seeing on the kitchen calendar that morning that he has to attend his daugher’s school play-

“yeah alright.”

— jon has just been pubositioned. while he knows full well that there will be arguments when his wife find him asleep in the flowerbed in the morning, the lure of a cool, refreshing pint can never be ignored.

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