Pucker Nuts
a wuss, pansy or p-ssy.
when your nut sack puckers up so badly from fear that it gets sucked back up into your body.
aka, no b-lls.
pucker nut is used when subject only has one t-st-cl-.
friends, “hey ted, take that there spoon and mason jar and get us some honey from that african bee hive.”
ted says, “f-ck that sh-t. that’s suicide!!”
friends, “come on pucker nuts, i want f-cking honey for my lemon tea right now!”
when you are busted in a lie and your -sshole puckers up and your b-lls shrivel and crawl up your -ss in fear or embarr-ssment
n. jones caught her spouse with his homely mistress and he turned into a puckernut in 2.5 seconds!
sphincter, -sshole, -n-s, browneye…
i used my 12′ monkey wrench to loosen your sister’s puckernut.
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