Puckerbutting
the act of clenching your b-tt-cheeks together to stop or halt defecation. this usually results in sweating, lack of movement, clenched jaw and praying.
i knew i wasn’t going to make it to the bathroom in time, so i had to start puckerb-tting in order to hold it in.
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