pud pullin’ monkey fucker
a sick little b-st-rd that hides out under the bleachers at any given school event for the sole purpose of f-cking the team mascot, but is glad to give a little back by giving him the reach around completely free of charge.
bob: hey, where’s our team mascot, funky the sp-nky monkey?
dave:i dunno. hope he didn’t get bagged by that pud pullin’ monkey f-cker.
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