Pud Woogie
pug wood is a timber derived from the pug tree which has it’s native roots deep in india’s forest region. pug wood is short but incredibly stiff when ‘aroused’ by female counterparts. women love being fed pug wood on a regular basis due to it’s addictive taste and feeling of bliss it gives them afterwards. therefore there are many repeat offenders who frequent being fed the pug wood once they have had the taste. pug wood also goes by a few other names including the mistry-willow and raj hardwood.
“is she hungry? feed her the pug wood’
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