Puddin’ Crotch


when you are having intercourse with a woman who possibly has the reputation of being mushy and unsatisfactory like pudding. pudding crotch is often caused by excessive wh-r-ish type behavoirs leading males to ponder if the girl has any hope of returning to even remotely close to her previous form.
guy 1: yo dog last night was ruff!
guy 2: what ya mean bra?
guy 1: i accidently hooked up with some puddin’ crotch
guy 2: i hope you scrubbed hard this morning bra
guy 1: bra for sure

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