puddle smuggling
when a woman is so wet that juices are dripping from her cooch.
female 1: i just can’t get enough of that justin bieber
female 2: oh yeah just looking at him gets me smugglin’ puddles
female 1: yeah i’m puddle smuggling right now!!!
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