puddleodomy
the act of intentionally driving through a huge puddle in order to soak an unsuspecting pedestrian sucker
“yo, check that simp standing at the bus stop right next to that swamp in front of him. he’s all five deep in f-ckin wit dat ipod that he don’t even know he’s gonna be a victim of puddleodomy”.
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