puddy chips
the thick, gelatinized m-ss of v-g-n-l fluid one finds on one’s face after a long night of oral s-x with a woman. a thick sticky residue variously composed of natural v-g-n-l lubricants, foreign lubricants, saliva, sweat, urine, etc. that, once properly set over a 6-8 hour period of sleep, can be peeled off of one’s face much like rubbery chips attached by dried pudding.
dude! kelli and i got rip roaring drunk after we got back to her place and we did it 69 style for an hour! i p-ssed out and woke up at 6am with puddy chips!
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