pudtroleum
noun
thick whitish fluid of the male reproductive tract consisting of spermatozoa suspended in secretions of accessory glands
predominantly used in species reproduction however additional uses include adult oriented cinematic filmage, body lotion, lubricant, and mouthwash
ginger knew that if biff hadn’t eaten at least two pineapples yesterday his pudtroleum was going to taste like mustard gas.
nick boasted that he was so virile that women couldn’t swallow his behemoth glob of pudtroleum : they had to chew it first.
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