puerto rican frozen banana
when you sh-t a fat log, freeze it, then carefully shove it in your girls v-g-n- so she clenches down on it. so eventually it melts then you st-tch her v-g-n- up for her rebounds surprise.
” man clarissa just makes me wanna shove my puerto rican frozen banana down her throat.”
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