Puerto Rican Peacekeeper
n. a puerto rican kept chained to your mailbox to keep any and all small children out of your yard. usually equipped with a giant log for said flogging of babies. usually of a more muscular caliber. can be adopted or bought at a local mental iinst-tution.
little kid: “hold on i think the ball landed in mr. jose’s yard.
puerto rican peacekeeper: -ar rahg rahg rahg rahg groooooowl-
little kid : jesus in heaven help me!!! he has my f-cking left t-st-cl- in his jaws!!! oh dear christ the pain!!!
prpk: (whispers) there is no god….
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