puerto rican relief package
when having intercourse with a woman whose appearance is well below a 4, achieving climax is sometimes quite laborious for the male. the female, however, has no problem climaxing because of the rare nature of her booty calls. because she’s exhausted from her multiple -rg-sms and unfamiliar with s-xual etiquette she ceases coitus operations prematurely, leaving her partner unsatisfied. in such cases it is common for the female to deliver a puerto rican relief package which consists of a bottle of lotion, a box of tissues, and a vintage hustler magazine.
“i f-cked the ugliest girl for 2 hrs last night and just couldn’t c-m. at least the b-tch gave me a puerto rican relief package”
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