puerto rican secret
very similar to a “donkey punch” except when you are about to -j-c-l-t- you pull out of the womans -n-s and punch her in the kidney. this causes her to defaecate all over the bed.
oh man i gave jane the puerto rican secret last night and then we both had to sleep on the couch because the bed was all covered in sh-t.
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