PUFF FART
a small release of flatulence or gas from the r-ct-m which usually is silent or close to silent. usually the owner will try to contain a “ripping fart” and embarrasment in a public place by pushing the gas out slowly, thus causing a -puff- of noxious poison. most often the owner of the puff fart will grin mischievously and whisper to himself, “that was silent but deadly”.
jane and frank were out on a first date in frank’s new bmw when jane felt a gas attack come on. she tried to hold it in until they got to the bar, but she had to lift her right cheek and let out a small but stinky puff fart.
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