Puffet


a banquet for h-m-s-xual men only.
collective term for a high gay to straight ratio in any environment.
i went to my gay friends birthday party and it was a total puffet

last night i went to the club, there were so many gays, it was a total puffet.
a low seat or foot stool for a r-t-rd
“that’s clearly not a tuffet…that, my friend, is a puffet”

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