puffy leaf
a puffy leaf is a phrase used to describe the p-n-s of an uncontrolable masturbator, as their p-n-s develops a harch, leafy texture and gets a ‘puffy’ surface in arbitrary places.
greg: “hey dude, what’s wrong?”
matt: “i think i have puffy leaf bro.”
greg: “oh rad man, can i see it?”
matt: “no sies man!”
greg: “k…”
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