Pug Sneeze
noun: the act of -j-c-l-t-ng in a person’s -ss. the receiving person then places their -n-s close to the other person’s face as possible and farts. the effect is very similar to when a pug sneezes in your face.
dude, that girl from cl-ss totally pug sneezed all over me last night.
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