puja

a prayer, or to pray
i will do puja today.
she is sweet and ecomp-sses everything sweet.
her hair is like licorace.
her eyes like chocolate.
her nose like gumdrops.
her lips like sweet strawberries.

you are always in sweet company when you are with her, but too much can lead to cavities.
“man, i have a stomach ache.”
“you probably had too much puja.”

“im craving something sweet…”
“hey, a puja would be perfect!”

“i need some puja right now.”
everyone knows how amazing puja is. no need for definitions.
“who’s puja”
(gasp) “shes only the most fabulous, perfect-in-every-way girl in the whole universe!”
this girl is amazing. she’s boy-crazy. she’s gorgeous. and she’ll always become your best friend.
people can’t say cr-p about her without being jealous.
also a girl who obsesses over how her hair looks, when the rest of the world thinks she’s beautiful!
”omg it’s puja!”
”omg i love her.”
1) a girl who is the biggest sl-t known to man.
2) girl who has severe daddy issues, but refuses to acknowledge them as her dad left her for some rando.
3) a girl who puts out to every guy she meets that same night because of previously mentioned daddy issues.

4) std infested girl with nasty b-tterteeth.
joe: yo bill, you get with that sl-t from last night?
bill: yeah bro. tim and i both hit it. she’s such a puja!
a backstabbing ignorant -ss b-tch wh-r-. watch your back when she is around.
“look it’s that puja b-tch again”

“i know man what a b-tch”
a female that has the -ss the size of a full moon.
guy 1: did you see that puja back there??
guy 2: i did praise jesus, she is blessed.