Puke Dick


a male who has been vomited upon while receiving oral s-x. not to be confused with a barf d-ck.
you see that guy over there? i hear he’s a puke d-ck.
when a girl is giving head and she throws up all over the guys d-ck and then keeps going, swallows, and then they make out
“they call me the puked-ck”

“puuuuukkkkeee”

“puke on d-ck”

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