puke in my lap and you get a smack in the face
if somebody decides to vomit on my jeans or shirt (shoes i am not too worried about) then a short sharp smack in their face will ensue!
-bleuurrghh- -splatter- -dribble- -frown- -tense- -smack!- “ow, that hurt you f-cking c-nt!” -smack- “ok, i’ll shut up!”
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