Pulitzer Lay
to deliver dirty/s-xy/romantic talk (spoken or written) to a member of the opposite s-x that is so well-crafted toward the target audience that it gets you laid. the ‘prize’ is the s-x.
women are ineligible for this category, because all they have to say is “let’s do it” and they get the prize.
“man, i was in the zone last night. i sweet-talked this girl so good on the phone, i got a pulitzer lay.”
“on one of the many times i was h-rny while stationed overseas, i wrote this hot letter to my lady. i jacked it several times while writing it, in fact. when i got back, she jumped me, saying that she frigged herself savagely to it many times. i’m still limping from the pulitzer lay.”
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