Pulkit
the hottest best looking guy in the world whos p e n i s is the size of the missisippi river
oh my god look its a pulkit!
4 more definitions
a guy who likes to party to the max. yet a good friend who will always willing to help you out.
you found a pulkit! lucky you.
1. person having a cellulite -ss, much better than kim kardashian’s.
2. a person who’s -ss gets noticed first when he enters the room and people say “ooh pullu’s here!”.
3. any desperate hairy pudgy person who’s face turns red when you talk about his -ss.
4. a person who believes that all the girls only notice him and no other boy.
5. a person who nearly got in the dps rkp video.(ask him, he’ll tell you a nice swell story)
6. a person who regularly gets on dr. s.r kale’s nerves.
ooh da pulkit is here!!!
a misjudger of breast size.
stinson: yo that chick has 32a’s at most.
pulkit: are you kidding, those are definitely 36dd.
stinson: h-llz no, hey hooter take it off.
hooter: sure! -lifts her shirt-
stinson: see a’s at most.
pulkit: h-llz no, those are still dd, if not ddd.
stinson: dumb-ss!
a terribly ugly and hairy indivudal. pudgy, fat, squat legs and extraordinarily hairy.similar to a caveman.a pulkit also tends to be two-faced in nature,has barbarious manners, eats like a pig, runs awkwardly and walks like a penquin. pulkit’s tend to be moody, girly and have an obession with food ( especially pizza). pulkit’s collect and store food in intresting places.
oh look it’s a cave man…on never mind it’s just a pulkit.
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