pull a corey
to pretend to have an impressive amount of s-xual experience, when in fact..
girl: hey mike, don’t worry about it, i know that you’re a virgin.
mike: what are you talking about. i’ve hooked up with so many girls. and they were all hot too. whatever.
girl: oh please mike, don’t pull a corey.
the action of removing one’s own facebook wall post when this one happens to be embarr-ssing.
someone: go see what i wrote on mike’s facebook wall! it’s so funny
you: yo i can’t see it…
someone: ugh i was sure he would pull a corey
to throw a barbecue to invite people you wish were your friends, and to then charge them money to attend the barbecue, that they did not wish to attend in the first place.
chris taylor: yo mike! i’m throwing a barbecue tonight. you should come theres going to be so many chicks that i’ve all hooked up with and plenty of beer man!
mike: uh… but i dont even know you..
ct: bro! you gotta come its going to be baller! i’ll put you on the guestlist!
mike: alright fine.
ct: alright!! just bring yourself, your goodlooks, and 15 bucks.
mike: whaatt??! don’t pull a corey!
1. to purposely reveal sensitive information at grossly inappropriate times.
-sumayyah and denzel are lapped up in the pool-
corey: (to denzel) sup wit u and alasha?
denzel: (trying not to get caught) i havent talked to her recently
corey: yes you have. you showed me a text today.
-sumayyah then moves away from denzel-
denzel: (to corey) b-tch dont ever pull a corey on me again.
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- Pulling a Bucky
getting unnecessarily drunk and peeing on a random person’s door for no good reason. are you really pulling a bucky on that guy’s door right now? what a d-ck move
- punching the hamster
m-st-rb-t–n what are you doing? eh probably just punching the hamster and p-ssing out
- Pumpwise
the exact definition of this word is yet to be refined, but it is a scale on which pumping is rated on a 1-10 basis. dave: “hey man how was shirley last night?” paul: “pumpwise i would give her a 7 “
- Punch the munchkin
a euphemism to describe masturbation; knuckle shuffle on the p-ss pump; pounding the purple headed yogurt slinger; working the wand etc. in antic-p-tion of his first date with the hot chick in his cl-ss, joe decided to punch the munchkin before heading out.
- punjani
1. slang for a woman’s v-g-n-. synonyms: cooter, p-ssy, poontang, sn-tch, v-g-n- 1. yeaaaah boyeeee, i was munchin’ on that punjani like cosby on jello! 2. i tell you, that young lady was the best piece of punjani i ever did have!