pull a curt
when you agree to plans knowing that you won’t attend. then around 1 hour before you say you can’t make it or just don’t show up
hey you feel like going for some drinks on friday?
yeah of course.. what time?
around 9pm?
perfext
*8pm friday* sorry i think i’m going to pull a curt, my parents have shown up.
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