pull a digong
to say something stupid by committing bad jokes and followed by an apology
person 1: my girlfriend broke up with me… what should i do?
person 2: what’s the reason of your breakup?
person 1: i made a mistake, i did something stupid to her
person 2: man, you should pull a digong
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