Pull a Hammy
when the stresses of work become so overwhelming and the nosh has runneth empty, that you have no other option then to walk to the local liquor store to purchase a pint of leeds and wallow your sorrows away at the murray hill train station.
ugh, if this one keeps it up i’m about to pull a hammy.
to meet and socially (usually s-xually) engage with a person (usually female) who is overweight and unattractive.
to have s-x with a fat ugly woman.
“went out last night and pulled a m-ssive hammy, god i couldn’t believe what i had done in the morning.”
“my friend was so drunk he pulled a hammy and took her home.”
“i’ll give you fifty bucks if you pull a hammy tonight.”
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