pull a Jason
last minute ditching of your coworkers for the weekly friday lunch that is usually taken all together.
coworker a: “hey jamie! want to come for lunch today”
coworker b: “sure!”
(half an hour later):
coworker b: “i’m actually going to pull a jason and not join you all for lunch…”
when you have a critical impending final and sleep through it, then take 15 minutes to brush your teeth before heading to said final 2 hours late to try and salvage a p-ssing grade
-f-ck dude, i pulled a jason this morning and slept through my final! now i gotta bone out of intro to astronomy!
-you better rest up tonight sweetie or you might pull a jason in the morning
when someone (mainly male)is recieving oral s-x and then there morals catch up with them. so they stop the action before finishing.
w-lly, did you pull a jason on sally last night
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