Pull a jeff

1. to bail out of an event of any gravity whatsoever
this is usually school -ssemblies, interviews, tests or physics exams.

2.also, to “pull a jeff” may refer to any act of appearing sleepy or fatigued, or to leave school early (ie lunchtime) to go home and sleep.
dude1: what do we have next man?
dude2: -ssembly
dude1: /pulls a jeff

dude1: man you look baddddd, you should pull a jeff
when you find a virgin, who doesnt want to lose her virginity and work at taking her v card until you get it, then you dump her -ss and find another virgin.
mike: dude i found this little virgin blonde, and i asked her to have s-x and she said no.
austin: f-ck her, pull a jeff on her -ss.
mike: your right dude i will get on that asap.
mike: i love virgins but there so hard to find.
austin: i love tight p-ssy too.
1.) to be overly sensitive and overbearing.
2.) lacking a pair of male genitals.
3.) to cry over a female that doesn’t really care about you or want to be with you.
4.) to be a b-tch.
tim: dude are you crying…
jim: yeah man, christy just dumped me.
tim: wait, you guys have been dating for what, two weeks?
jim: yah, but i loved her.
tim: wow, way to pull a jeff… p-ssy.
excessive use of a credit card while ignoring the fact you have to pay the money back
i want to go to cancun on spring break, but have no cash to pay for it, ill just pull a jeff.
to get changed in the first-aid/lifeguard changeroom without closing the door as you feel it is not necessary.
i don’t care who sees me i’m totally going to pull a jeff.