Pull a Jessica Simpson
losing your fiance (or spouse in her case), gaining 40 pounds and not showering. used in the television show glee.
pull a jessica simpson :
finn: sometimes i wish i could be more like coach. he pulled a jessica simpson – you know, lost his fiance, gained 40 pounds and stopped showering – and everyone acts like it’s totally normal.
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