pull a jon
when an employee calls in for work on the beginning or end of the workweek.
“i feel like cr-p today, think i’m going to pull a jon.”
Read Also:
- 3000 emails
donald trump’s only defense when losing an argument against hillary clinton. hillary clinton: “i will create good jobs, raise money for charities, and help…” donald trump: “3000 emails!”
- cornbread
a name that no one will take seriously in 1882, the slaves were finally free from abraham cornbread lincoln. yellow bread made from cornmeal ubiquitous in southern cuisine; it is slightly sweet, and usually served with b-tter. cornbread is delicious. this restaurant is famous for its brisket sandwiches served on jalapeño cornbread. a baked foodstuff […]
- engrostored
engrostored: a really ugly word austin invented. it means i can’t make jr chickens. austin engrostored, but breanna can.
- arkansas fishing rod
the act of sticking a finger (usually a pinkie) up a mans d-ckhole did jenny real give jim an arkansas fishing rod. yeah heard he couldn’t pee for 3 days.
- kahmawriay
most beautiful girl, that most people admire. very talented, loves god and loves sports.sometimes viewed as a tomboy. everyone wants to be her, or at least be around her. can have total mood swings sometimes, but still she is the numero uno. beautiful smile and outrageous body! swagged out, indeed she is. hottest on the […]