Pull a K Rich
say you’re going to do something, then proceed to cancel whatever it is you were going to do. usually accompanied by a lame -ss excuse such as “i have a headache”
me: so kyle when are you gonna pick us up for the movies?
kyle: oh, i cant dude, i have a headache. sorry.
me: wow, i can’t believe you would pull a k rich.
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