Pull a Keegan
the act of quickly, and often poorly, checking your surroundings to make sure there is n-body watching, though usually someone is, than when you think the coast is clear, aggressively rearranging your b-llsack. is often done several times in succession so as to get the perfect position for maximum comfort. also provides quite the laugh for those watching the ordeal
ian thought the n-body in the locker room was paying attention, so he began pull a keegan and went at his sack like an angry cougar.
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