pull a preston


to randomly quote an obscure line from a film which bears no relevance to the current situation, confusing everyone.
man #1 “so did you go to the pub last night?”

the preston “keep the change you filthy animal!”

man #1 “did you just quote home alone?”

the preston “yeah…”

man #1 “what does that have to do with anything? did you just pull a preston?”

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