Pull a Romney
to lie in a job interview.
“i’m totally unqualified for the job, so i figured i’d just pull a romney. the interviewer bought it though, i start tomorrow!”
to retroactively withdraw your partic-p-tion in an event to excuse poor acts.
the house got pretty trashed at the party last night so i used the old “pull a romney” trick on my partic-p-tion
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