Pull A Teixeira
to “pull a teixeira” is a term used as one shows up astronomically late to a planned event. it also requires horrible calculations of time and planning.
matt: “why don’t you go pull a teixeira?”
jerry: “don’t worry about me, i will be ontime and not miss the commercials for the movie.”
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