Pull-it Surprise
while making love to your woman, shortly before you come, you pull it out as if you’re going to blow your load in her face (pull-it). right when she thinks you’re going to blow, you turn around and take a gigantic dump on her face/chest (hence, the surprise). if you would like, you can then turn around and proceed in blowing your load.
man: i’m almost there!!
woman: oh yeah, come on me baby!
man: i’m gonna blow my load all over—ooooh, surprise! i just owned you!!
woman: oooh, you just sh-t in my face!!
later on
man: dude i totally gave that hot b-tch the ol’ pull-it surprise!!
friend of man: nice dude!!
(high five)
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