pull out method
when the man pulls out his d-ck from the v-g-n- right before -j-c-l-t–n in order to avoid a potential pregnancy.
bob: baby, i’m not wearing a condom. i’m about to bust. what should i do?
jane: use the pull out method, fool!
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