pull the goalie
stop using birth control when you’re trying to have a child.
my old lady won’t stop yammering about wanting a kid so she wants to pull the goalie.
canadian term for masturbation.
after doug lucked out at the bar, he thought, “well, i guess i’ll just go home and pull the goalie, eh?”
to m-st-rb-t-
dan pulls the goalie repeatedly while watching p-rno
when you blow your load on your partners face to form a j-zz “goalie mask”.
there was 1 minute left, i was about to c-m in her -ss but instead i had to pull the goalie!
remove a woman’s maxi pad or tampon before you stick yo’ junk up in that cootchie
trisha had her friend flo, but i stll pulled the goalie and taxed that tw-t. then i showered.
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